(User talk:NaturalWon. "Face Book"? Really?)Beyond My Ken wrote: Also note that Face Book, You Tube and Wikipedia itself are not considered reliable sources and cannot be used in references. Please do not change the text from its current state - you obviously have a conflict of interest in regard to this play and should not be editing it at all. Beyond My Ken (talk) 05:27, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
BMK knows a thing or two about the theater and conflicts of interest, of course.
(User talk:Epeefleche)Beyond My Ken wrote: == You're just floundering around on a subject you don't know shit about ==
You edited Morosco Theatre, and its just an article to you, but it happens to be the first Broadway theatre I did a show at. Go edit something you understand. Beyond My Ken (talk) 09:24, 22 February 2013 (UTC)
He's a natural communicator:
(User talk:Epeefleche)Beyond My Ken wrote: == Well, you are a little pissant..... ==
...aren't you? [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Beyon ... ish_Rialto] Fuck you, asshole. Your Asperger's is not a "get out of jail free" card. Beyond My Ken (talk) 11:37, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
(User talk:Beyond My Ken)Beyond My Ken wrote: Oh my god, you're right, the world is swirling around me -- Where Am I? Who Am I? "Kiss"? What is "Kiss"?.
No actually, your edits were shit, kemosabe, utterly shit. Don't restore them, they'll just be deleted again. Beyond My Ken (talk) 09:33, 7 March 2013 (UTC)
And cocks a snook at the standard warning templates:
(User talk:98.228.134.20, in response to that IP adding "he ate cheeseburgurs" to an article)Beyond My Ken wrote: == Peter Cooper ==
Cut the crap, kid. Beyond My Ken (talk) 03:40, 20 February 2013 (UTC)
(User talk:50.77.28.105)Beyond My Ken wrote: == Vandalism and spelling ==
Hello. Vandalizing Wikipedia, by adding "genitalia" to an article, makes you look like an idiot. Misspelling the word, as "genetalia", makes you look like a stupid idiot. If that's how you want to present yourself to the world, you're doing well. Beyond My Ken (talk) 15:20, 1 March 2013 (UTC)
Luckily he has an excellent grasp of policy.
(User talk:Hmains)Beyond My Ken wrote: Also, calling another editor "ignorant" is potentially a personal attack, so I suggest that you review that policy. Thanks, Beyond My Ken (talk) 01:18, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
Because Wikipedia is serious business, and BMK gets upset when people are noisy.
(User talk:Drmies)Beyond My Ken wrote: I respect (most) admins because they do a really difficult job; I respect (almost all) Arbs because they do an entirely impossible job; I would like to meet many of the drama board regulars and ArbCom commentators at a party, so I can sucker punch them in the gut and lay them up for a couple of days, so we'd get some respite from their constant crap - that's how angry they make me. In the long run, I'd rather find a way to reduce the drama, defang the commentators, and lower my blood pressure, while maintaining a healthy colloquy within the community about the administration of the project. How? Beyond My Ken (talk) 11:18, 13 March 2013 (UTC)
That last was posted apparently without any irony at all to a section called "Reducing drama-mongering". Elsewhere on the page BMK mentions he has a son; what a great example to be setting as a father.
That's a random selection from Beyond My Ken's contributions in 2013. I didn't bother looking any further - it probably goes on like that right back to the day he turned up.
