Here's another world beater where he offers legal advice.
There's absolutely *no* way that this suit will survive California's anti-SLAPP statute - it simply makes too many claims that are undefendable on their face. There's also pretty much zero question that Yank Barry will be found to be at least a limited person public figure in a broad enough sense to cover most if not all statements in the suit, which raises the bar for succeeding on a claim of defamation from negligence to actual malice - something that is *extraordinarily* hard to prove here, and something that barely ever succeeds even in cases with a hell of a lot more grounds. Some lawsuits against Wikipedia editors have been exceptionally serious and needed active, well-financed legal defenses... this particular one won't survive even an initial motion to strike under California's anti-SLAPP statute. That's not to say I don't think legal support should be arranged for the people involved, just that it's extraordinarily unlikely that this is really a cause for anyone to worry
Kevin Gorman (talk) 23:07, 20 June 2014 (UTC)
I sure hope the other wikirati take your advice and fail to lawyer up due to the "triviality" of this legal action.
Nothing to worry about. Move along. We got this.
My dream...four scruffy wikipediots enter court on different days, confident in their purity and appearing "pro se". The opposing legal team knew they were showing up for the slaughter and were careful not to laugh or snicker when the defendants arrive in court. No need to make the judge any more sympathetic to their inevitable plight.
As each case progresses, a series of remarkable similarities appear. Each defendant is undone by motions made by the plaintiffs that they did not expect and have no counters for. The Barry legal teams easily frame the question and, despite the court's best efforts, paint each defendant into a corner.
At the end of each day of the trial, each defendant is in materially worse legal shape. The anti-SLAPP defenses have not worked since they didn't know how to highlight all of the requirements in order to apply for a stay in their case and now ... discovery of a most invasive nature has been ordered:
* hard drives
* emails
* any and all wiki accounts
* lists of edits to all wiki projects
* social media accounts
* IMs, IRC logs, Skype chats, PMs, etc
* interests in any companies owned by plaintiff
Failure to comply leads to contempt which leads to big fines and/or jail.
Destruction of evidence leads to criminal obstruction of justice charges and, given the interstate/international nature of the wiki and its storage, can lead to federal charges. Please note: There are no federal misdemeanors.
Discovery against the WMF also commences. Account names, IP addresses, edits in searchable format, etc, etc. As they have done historically, the WMF says nothing publicly and hands over the subpoenaed information with barely a whimper. They are thrilled to wash their hands of this case. Always more "editors" where those came from.
In a panic, one of them (a rich one) hires a lawyer. At the initial consult in the lawyer's offices, he shakes his head sadly. "You appeared "pro se"? Why? Do you know anything about California SLAPP law? OK... To be honest, you're in quite a bit of trouble. We're going to need to start working on the assumption that this civil case is effectively lost and move towards mitigating your losses and preventing a criminal complaint by settling. What? You don't want to settle? Hmmm... Let me see if there's someone in my Rolodex (yes, they still use them) who can better address your needs ..."
In the end...well, I won't spoil it. Tale for another post.
Next chapter, "Where the fuck am I going to get $21M?"