I was just going to post that.
Response to the Media Viewer RfC
Thanks for sharing your comments about Media Viewer.
Can't you guys just shut up while we get paid?
The Wikimedia Foundation appreciates feedback about features we develop, and we respectfully acknowledge this group’s proposal to disable Media Viewer on the English Wikipedia.
But we don't care what you plebes have to say.
Suck it.
After carefully reviewing this proposal, we recommend that Media Viewer remain enabled on the English Wikipedia, for a number of reasons:
Are you kidding me?!
You have no power here!
We believe that an RfC of this type is not representative of our much wider user base.
Why we believe this is a complete mystery shrouded in a fraudulent, biased "survey". So there!
Readers in particular are not represented at all in this kind of discussion, and they are a key user group for this feature.
You "editors" can just go jump in the lake.
Media Viewer was developed with extensive community guidance from a more diverse user base for over a year, through beta testing, online discussions, usability studies and other feedback channels.
But we're not gonna show you the data.
It's secret, from the lord and written on golden plates that only we can see...in a bag.
Media Viewer provides important benefits to users:
And not a few dollars to otherwise unemployably incompetent software engineers!!
Larger images: this tool shows images more prominently, with a single click.
But not full screen!
Faster image load: files are shown twice as fast as the previous solution, since you don’t have to go to a separate page.
But only after loading the hugely oversized Media Viewer!!
Slower for the one picture you gave a shit about!
Easier browsing: more users click on the next and previous buttons than on thumbnails, increasing overall image views.
But not for people who already know how to use a mouse!
Better use of space: less scrolling is required to find information, due to a more compact layout.
But we take away access to all of your native browser's functionality!
And you can't go "back history"...it's apparently just too damn hard!
Other factors were considered in reaching this decision:
We do what we want!
You don't know us!
Media Viewer is a central part of our strategy and vision to modernize our multimedia software and user experience.
I've got a mortgage!
As recognized by the Wikipedia:Consensus policy, software development is not subject to the same policies which bind English Wikipedia editors.
Never mind that VisualEditor kerfluffle!
Users who do not want this feature can easily turn it off, and only a small percentage of English Wikipedia users have chosen to opt out so far. We encourage users who don't like Media Viewer to disable it.
Just not on an entire wiki!
Overall, we believe that Media Viewer’s benefits far outweigh its downsides.
Which implies that we really don't give a shit about what the people who took the time to sign the RfC think.
But, we knew that. Just nice to have it in writing.
And while the feature still has some limitations,
You misspelled, buggy, slow, awkward, annoying. Happy to help.
we have collectively identified practical ways to improve it over time.
We all have mortgages too!
We deeply appreciate your help in making this tool better
Go away, silly English Knnnniguts!
and we hope that more users will come to value this feature as a result.
Or we shall taunt you a second time!
Thank you so much for your feedback. Fabrice Florin (WMF) (talk) 17:45, 10 July 2014 (UTC)
Fetchez La Vache!!
My take on how this is playing out.