Rejected Stanistani ARBCOM Campaign Slogans

[Triptych]

I noticed our fearless website dad Zoloft under his openly-acknowledged Wikipedia username Stanistani, in his Arbcom candidacy responding to a question, I swear he said this: "There are monsters that walk your halls."

That's bloody well hardcore, Zoloft.

So I got to wondering what other action slogans he must have gone through to work up to that one. Here's what I came up with:

"Arbcom is the disease, I'm the cure."

"Hasta la vista, Wikipedia."

"The only thing I came to do is kick ass and arbitrate. And we don't have any more cases on the docket."

Anybody else want to try?

[Newyorkbrad]

I noticed our fearless website dad Zoloft under his openly-acknowledged Wikipedia username Stanistani, in his Arbcom candidacy responding to a question, I swear he said this: "There are monsters that walk your halls."

That's bloody well hardcore, Zoloft.

So I got to wondering what other action slogans he must have gone through to work up to that one. Here's what I came up with:

"Arbcom is the disease, I'm the cure."

"Hasta la vista, Wikipedia."

"The only thing I came to do is kick ass and arbitrate. And we don't have any more cases on the docket."

Anybody else want to try?

"Stanistani. Because anyone dragged to arbitration will be looking for some Zoloft."

[EricBarbour]

"Arbcom is the disease, I'm the cure."

"Or at least a topical ointment to reduce swelling".

[Johnny Au]

Stanistani, the one who shall bring Wikipedia back to its glory days

[Zoloft]

• Bored? Nothing good on cable? Elect a Wikipediocracy administrator to ARBCOM!
• ¡SI, SE PUEDE![CITATION NEEDED]
• Sock it to me?
• Give Jimbo Wales a pleasant, warm feeling in his pants on December 8th.
• Stanistani, unanimous pick of all the candidate guides!
• ARBCOM needs more elective serotonin reuptake inhibitors!
• Vote Stanistani for ARBCOM! Do it. You know you want to.

[Vigilant]

"Do you REALLY want to keep ARBCOM the same?"

[Midsize Jake]

STANISTANI: Because some guy on the internet left a comment on a website somewhere saying it was probably a good idea

STANISTANI: Vote for him, or don't, but at least don't try to speak his name backwards

STANISTANI: Seriously, what better way could there be to give the middle finger to the Obama Administration?

STANISTANI: He'll clean up the corruption in the CTU before Jack Bauer (Keifer Sutherland) even gets back from lunch

STANISTANI: Look out! Behind you!

STANISTANI: Because deep down, you really, really, really want to know what would happen

[Ross McPherson]

Babushka dolls you can trust - Zoloft then Stanistani then the real thing.

[Johnny Au]

Stanistani's the man!

Stanistani, friend of the many!

[Writegeist]

Vote Stanistani.
Enough with the chickens. Time for the fox.

No more waiting for the man, waiting for the man, waiting for the man, waiting for the man,
waiting for the man, waiting for the man, waiting for the man, waiting for the man,
waiting for the man from Stanistan to come. Vote Stanistani!

[SB_Johnny]

I guess good old "Hasten the Day" got rejected early on.

[Kiefer.Wolfowitz]

Take a chance on meDon't give up on us! http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x18auy ... on-u_music

[thekohser]

Stanistani's the man!

I'd prefer, "Stanistani, he's our man, if he can't do it, no one can!"

[Triptych]

A campaign poster, I have an idea for another one too.

[Kumioko]

Here are a couple more:
- Are you better off than you were 2 years ago?
- The Arbitration committee: Where the truth goes to die
- Standing strong for/against everything
- I’d vote for one of my opponents, but I’m allergic to nuts

[Triptych]

This campaign poster was a little large, so I had to reduce it. If somebody wants the hi-def one, go here: https://www.anonimg.com/img/fff2b857dc5 ... d2a851.png.

[Kiefer.Wolfowitz]

Roger Davies (T-C-L) is my campaign managerrat fucker (T-H-L), suckers! Ba-ha-ha-ha!

(Roger Davies rejects the finding but still votes to ban Eric Corbett.)
Explanation of "rat-fucking" (dirty tricks) by Republican agents in "All The President's Men"

[Thracia]

Maybe a campaign song?

Stanistani, so good they named him twice
Stanistani, all the scandal and the vice (they love it)
Stanistani, now isn't it a pity
That Wikipedia governance has traditionally been so self-serving and ineffectual?

It could probably use a better last line.

(With apologies to Gerard Kenny (T-H-L).)

[Poetlister]

You've tried all the rest - now try the best! STANISTANI!!

[Notvelty]

May contain nuts.

[Tippi Hadron]

Kelly, can you handle this?
Allie, can you handle this?
The Adversary, can you handle this?
Bielle, can you handle this?

I don't think I can handle this.

I don't think they ready for Bill's jelly
I don't think they ready
And his body (and mind, and overall loveliness) too bootylicious for them, babe...

[mac]

Take a chance on me

This version is also fun: Oh right, a slogan: "I stand with Stanistani!"

[Tippi Hadron]

This version is also fun: Oh right, a slogan: "I stand with Stanistani!" ^_^

Hey there, gorgeous. Trust you to have a copy of Erasure's Abba-esque. If not, consider it winging its way to you any day now. Here's another one for our Zoloft.
And now for something not all that different...

[Kiefer.Wolfowitz]

Roger Davies has shifted support from banning to a compromise proposal, after he drove voters to support Zoloft / Stanistani!

Roger Davies (T-C-L) is my campaign managerrat fucker (T-H-L), suckers! Ba-ha-ha-ha!

(Roger Davies rejects the finding but still votes to ban Eric Corbett.)
Explanation of "rat-fucking" (dirty tricks) by Republican agents in "All The President's Men"

[eagle]

Many years ago a great politician used the slogan:
"No hate. No fear. Just honesty and hard work."
I believe that it applies to our candidate in the 2014 Arbcom Election and fully captures his message.

[SB_Johnny]

"we're on ur wikipedia. running ur arbcom"