Another WMF employee, er, admin, bites the dust

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:40 pm

enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
Lukeno94 wrote:I don't doubt that he's a shitbag, based on this evidence, but I think for NSFW purposes it would be best to put them in a spoiler hatting or something.
I'll hide the one with the tit in it. Fair?
Can you hat them, but leave them all?

You want them all

hidden?

Why?

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:48 pm

It's all very reminiscent of Oliver Keyes.

Vainglorious aspiring nerds with more than hints of hipster douchebaggery, lacking sufficient steel in their souls for a direct skirmish, commit wiki-blasphemy by engineering to harpoon their own white whales using ephemeral homunculi purpose built for said endeavor.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time... to die.

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:50 pm

Vigilant wrote:
enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
Lukeno94 wrote:I don't doubt that he's a shitbag, based on this evidence, but I think for NSFW purposes it would be best to put them in a spoiler hatting or something.
I'll hide the one with the tit in it. Fair?
Can you hat them, but leave them all?
You want them all

hidden?

Why?

I don't want to see them when scrolling. I usually use an IPad, a crappy piece of technology, and it's hard not to see them, but I think they were posted with purpose, so leaving them up while hatting/hiding seems appropriate.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:57 pm

enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
Lukeno94 wrote:I don't doubt that he's a shitbag, based on this evidence, but I think for NSFW purposes it would be best to put them in a spoiler hatting or something.
I'll hide the one with the tit in it. Fair?
Can you hat them, but leave them all?
You want them all

hidden?

Why?
I don't want to see them when scrolling. I usually use an IPad, a crappy piece of technology, and it's hard not to see them, but I think they were posted with purpose, so leaving them up while hatting/hiding seems appropriate.

My dear...
I have smallified each and every one of the pics.
Without the pics, the post is null.

Have you thought about moving up to an Android pad?

Unread post by **Zoloft** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:00 pm

Hatted the series of pics and added NSFW warning.

Thank you for unearthing that horrible example of hypocrisy by Kaldari, Vigilant.

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:11 pm

Hey, here's a thought:

As long as you're spending all this time talking about Ryan, a guy usually ignored in the past by WR and WO regulars, why don't you write up a biography of him, and his Wikipedia and WMF activities, for posterity?

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:13 pm

Anyone going to call him out on-wiki?

Anyone here with the courage to confront the thin blue line?

Alison · Unread post by **Alison** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:15 pm

Lukeno94 wrote:A sock account, Hivehalon2 (T-C-L), was then created by someone to tag Kaldari's sock's userpage (the sock being Vox Brevis (T-C-L), in case anyone doesn't feel like visiting ANI)... and then that account was blocked as well. Quite why Resolute is defending Kaldari is anyone's guess.

That's JarlaxleArtemis, aka JDH, just sticking the knife in.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:18 pm

As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:18 pm

Vigilant wrote:
enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:
Lukeno94 wrote:I don't doubt that he's a shitbag, based on this evidence, but I think for NSFW purposes it would be best to put them in a spoiler hatting or something.
I'll hide the one with the tit in it. Fair?
Can you hat them, but leave them all?
You want them all

hidden?

Why?
I don't want to see them when scrolling. I usually use an IPad, a crappy piece of technology, and it's hard not to see them, but I think they were posted with purpose, so leaving them up while hatting/hiding seems appropriate.
My dear...
I have smallified each and every one of the pics.
Without the pics, the post is null.

Have you thought about moving up to an Android pad?

It's also on the second page for me.

Believe me, I am not buying another iPad. I did not buy this one. Apple products are garbage, as far as I am concerned, but I have to use it.

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:20 pm

Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?

Please don't insult night soil.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:22 pm

enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?
Please don't insult night soil.

How about night soil resultant from a really out of hand drinking and chili eating contest?

Hopefully, Ryan will finally serve a useful purpose as an example to future WMF employees. This would stand in stark relief of his prior history which has consisted of a melange of pointless asshattery and ennui.

Now all we lack is someone within the WMF management in possession of: a brain, a spine and a strong set of ethics.

Might as well search for a virgin at AEE

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:24 pm

Vigilant wrote:
enwikibadscience wrote:
Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?
Please don't insult night soil.
How about night soil resultant from a really out of hand drinking and chili eating contest?

Only if you add cholera.

Tippi Hadron · Unread post by **Tippi Hadron** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:27 pm

Zoloft wrote:Hatted the series of pics and added NSFW warning.

I wish you hadn't done that. This is exactly the kind of information that wants to be free. Think of the little girl in Africa. Think of how Sue Gardner will have a hard time explaining why she thought hiring this particular specimen was a wise move.

Zoloft wrote:Thank you for unearthing that horrible example of hypocrisy by Kaldari, Vigilant.

Yup. Three cheers for Vigilant and tarantino!

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:30 pm

Someone should drop a line onto Sue's, Jimmy's, Erik's and Gayle's emails.

Tippi Hadron · Unread post by **Tippi Hadron** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:37 pm

Vigilant wrote:Someone should drop a line onto Sue's, Jimmy's, Erik's and Gayle's emails.

Why would you want to do that? Their minions are our most avid readers anyway, and you wouldn't want to help them improve the place now, would you? Let them wake up to a nice warm piece of "friendly" journalism come Monday. ;)

Triptych · Unread post by **Triptych** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:41 pm

Zoloft wrote:Hatted the series of pics and added NSFW warning.

Thank you for unearthing that horrible example of hypocrisy by Kaldari, Vigilant.

Yeah, nice work Viggo. Hoist by his own necrophile and "suicide-tragedy-belittling" petard, Ryan Corbett Kaldari is. Any qualms I might have yet had about the publicly examination of this specimen disappeared somewhere the sock-based, trumped-up WP:AN/ANI civility complaint on his foe, the fact that he is paid by the charity I once contributed to, and the truly objectionable Jon Benet Ramsey death satire entry at his website.

Kelly Martin · Unread post by **Kelly Martin** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:48 pm

Triptych wrote:
Zoloft wrote:Hatted the series of pics and added NSFW warning.

Thank you for unearthing that horrible example of hypocrisy by Kaldari, Vigilant.
Yeah, nice work Viggo. Hoist by his own necrophile and "suicide-tragedy-belittling" petard, Ryan Corbett Kaldari is. Any qualms I might have yet had about the publicly examination of this specimen disappeared somewhere the sock-based, trumped-up WP:AN/ANI civility complaint on his foe, the fact that he is paid by the charity I once contributed to, and the truly objectionable Jon Benet Ramsey death satire entry at his website.

I was ready to defend him with a "perhaps this site was a youthful reaction to an unfortunate event in his life when he was younger; after all, many people do things as teenagers that they didn't quite think all the way through". And maybe it was, but if it was, he clearly hasn't moved past it.

His whiny interactions with bloggers and Internet pundits when he thrust himself into the limelight by putting his face on the fundraising drive tell me that he's no more mature now than he was in 2002 through 2005. His livejournal is informative, if sadly depressing.

Mancunium · Unread post by **Mancunium** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:04 pm

Thanks for uncovering what crawls beneath the Wikimedia Foundation's rock. I see no reason to hide Kaldari's work. The world should know him.

"No, no, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream." - Martin Luther King

Malleus · Unread post by **Malleus** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:10 pm

Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?

Nice job Vigilant. I checked for myself using whois, and you're right, it's Kaldari's site. Most companies have some kind of "bringing the company into disrepute" clause in their employment contracts. I wonder if the WMF does?

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:12 pm

Malleus wrote:
Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?
Nice job Vigilant. I checked for myself using whois, and you're right, it's Kaldari's site. Most companies have some kind of "bringing the company into disrepute" clause in their employment contracts. I wonder if the WMF does?

Lol.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:20 pm

Malleus wrote:
Vigilant wrote:As much as I dislike our resident ferret drama queen, taking a look at Ryan C Smith aka Ryan Kaldari, makes Eric look like a saint.

Will the WMF never stand up and do the right thing?
Do they feel their hands are tied since wikipediocracy uncovered this night soil in their midst?
Nice job Vigilant. I checked for myself using whois, and you're right, it's Kaldari's site. Most companies have some kind of "bringing the company into disrepute" clause in their employment contracts. I wonder if the WMF does?

Kelly Martin · Unread post by **Kelly Martin** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:36 pm

If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004. Or how he feels about being circumcised. The astute observer will notice that he's edited articles related to circumcision early in his career.

Malleus · Unread post by **Malleus** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:41 pm

Kelly Martin wrote:If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004.

Do you know what he was arrested for in New York? That ridiculous hat or the equally ridiculous beard? Whatever, the content of his site is beyond disgusting.

Kelly Martin · Unread post by **Kelly Martin** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:44 pm

Malleus wrote:
Kelly Martin wrote:If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004.
Do you know what he was arrested for in New York? That ridiculous hat or the equally ridiculous beard?

No, his LiveJournal doesn't say what he was arrested for, only that he got a conditional dismissal and six months unsupervised probation.

Malleus · Unread post by **Malleus** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:46 pm

Kelly Martin wrote:
Malleus wrote:
Kelly Martin wrote:If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004.
Do you know what he was arrested for in New York? That ridiculous hat or the equally ridiculous beard?
No, his LiveJournal doesn't say what he was arrested for, only that he got a conditional dismissal and six months unsupervised probation.

Given the way he's been parsimonious with the truth so far I doubt he'll come clean.

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:55 pm

Vigilant wrote:Mocking child death:
http://www.snuffster.com/user.php?id=34
http://www.snuffster.com/user.php?id=136
http://www.snuffster.com/user.php?id=139

Aborted, 07/31/03:
BURN BABY BURN........DISCO INFURNO. YOU GO GIRL..
Jon Benet, 07/31/03:
That's what you get for believing people are good at heart, bitch.
Aborted, 08/02/03:
Do I smell Bar-B-Que?
Jesus, 08/07/03:
Now if you had just embraced me as your personal savior in the first place, wouldn't that have saved you alot of trouble?
caitlin, 08/24/03:
you look like my mother...

Dude, he's a supporter of FREE CULTURE, dude! That makes him a valued WMF employee, dude! You're harshing on him, dude!

(Notice there have been no substantial updates since 2004. If he doesn't care about Snuffster anymore, why does he keep paying the hosting and DNS bills?

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:06 am

This item from his Livejournal (21 December 2004) is amusing, and further explains why he's A-OK with the Wikipedians.

I had a weird dream last night. Zoe and I had been hired to work for Lyndon LaRouche. He was trying to attract younger people into his political flock, so he wanted us to come up with ideas for how he could appeal more to radical youth. Zoe and I were both convinced that he was a total wingnut, but we played along since we were getting paid to be political consultants and plus it was kind of amusing to see what we could convince him to go along with. We told him that young people were really into queer politics and that if he wanted to attract young radicals he was going to have to give up the homophobic rhetoric and embrace queer politics. We convinced him to make the symbol of his upcoming presidential campaign a dildo. Although reluctant at first, he eventually embraced the idea as his own. He decided he would have buttons and t-shirts printed up that said "LaRouche" over a picture of a dildo. This gave Zoe and I no small amount of amusement.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:11 am

Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L) written by ...

wait for it ...

Zarfmouse (T-C-L)

Now with more blog.
http://www.who.is/whois/zarfmouse.us/

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:13 am

"My personal heroes:"

Lawrence Lessig
Richard Stallman
Charlie Chaplin
Emma Goldman
Margaret Sanger
Noam Chomsky
Hugo Chavez

And he links to the Wikipedia articles.

What a manchild:

Yesterday I ODed on mescaline and after throwing up repeatedly I talked to a guy who looked a lot like Ronald Reagan, but was actually a girl from Asheville. This girl/ex-president showed me her collection of mutilated He-Man figures and insisted she was not a pedophile even though she was breathing heavily the whole time. After I finally got away from her I locked myself in the basement and watched immigrant asian children Jumping Rope For God on a late-night Christian TV show. The whole time I could hear Amy's voice in the back of my head saying "This is really phenomenal!"

The Adversary · Unread post by **The Adversary** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:13 am

Unbelievable, quite unbelievable, even for WMF-people.

Lets see:
Here we have a guy, complaining that Corbett is belittling the suicide of a Wikipedian..and it turns out he has run a web-site "Snuffster, Go out with a bang" ...for 10+ years, which, during all this time has invited you to "Create your own Snuffster page, where you can share your last thoughts and wishes before being killed. It's easy, free, and fun!"

The word "hypocrisy" does not even start to cover his behaviour.

And this is the "poster-guy" for WMF....used for getting people to donate to WMF

His other web-site, angelblade.com, have some interesting pages, too, from its 15 years history. But only from 2005 and earlier, where we learn from 1999 that Ryan Smith has almost 4 years of experience designing and implementing commercial websites, along with extensive experience in graphic design and 3-D rendering. He is currently studying to earn a Bachelor's Degree at Watkin's Institute of Art and Design in Nashville. .....which had not changed in 2005.

Tippi Hadron · Unread post by **Tippi Hadron** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:17 am

Vigilant wrote: http://www.snuffster.com/user.php?id=139

Mocking Anne Frank? Classy. Tell me, Ryan, were you in any way involved in the hiring of Hitler fanboy Faris El-Gwely as the "Education Program Consultant - Arab World, Wikimedia Foundation"? At this point, nothing would surprise me.

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:18 am

Vigilant wrote:Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L)

Obliterated. Someone with oversight power is watching this thread.

The Adversary · Unread post by **The Adversary** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:19 am

oh, ohhh:

Yesterday I ODed on mescaline and after throwing up repeatedly I talked to a guy who looked a lot like Ronald Reagan, but was actually a girl from Asheville. This girl/ex-president showed me her collection of mutilated He-Man figures and insisted she was not a pedophile even though she was breathing heavily the whole time. After I finally got away from her I locked myself in the basement and watched immigrant asian children Jumping Rope For God on a late-night Christian TV show. The whole time I could hear Amy's voice in the back of my head saying "This is really phenomenal!"

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:20 am

EricBarbour wrote:
Vigilant wrote:Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L)
Obliterated. Someone with oversight power is watching this thread.

Wow. That was quick.

I'm glad I didn't let the cat out of the bag with what I found later.

Made you look!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=66767284

The Adversary · Unread post by **The Adversary** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:22 am

Vigilant wrote:
EricBarbour wrote:
Vigilant wrote:Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L)
Obliterated. Someone with oversight power is watching this thread.
Wow. That was quick.

I'm glad I didn't let the cat out of the bag with what I found later.

Made you look!

Yupp,
Perhaps we should move somewhere more..private?
Mods?

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:24 am

No, no.

Let's finish this where we started it.

It's like watching a cop who wants to be a good cop try to decide whether he should report an obviously dirty cop to internal affairs.

Come on, wikipedia. Try to do the right thing. For once.

Malleus · Unread post by **Malleus** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:28 am

The Adversary wrote:oh, ohhh:
Yesterday I ODed on mescaline and after throwing up repeatedly I talked to a guy who looked a lot like Ronald Reagan, but was actually a girl from Asheville. This girl/ex-president showed me her collection of mutilated He-Man figures and insisted she was not a pedophile even though she was breathing heavily the whole time. After I finally got away from her I locked myself in the basement and watched immigrant asian children Jumping Rope For God on a late-night Christian TV show. The whole time I could hear Amy's voice in the back of my head saying "This is really phenomenal!"

Kids. I'm a child of the '60s, and in my experience it was impossible to OD on mescaline. LSD another matter, but it stopped working after a few days if you kept taking it.

Malleus · Unread post by **Malleus** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:30 am

Vigilant wrote:Come on, wikipedia. Try to do the right thing. For once.

I think that'll be a forlorn hope.

enwikibadscience · Unread post by **enwikibadscience** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:37 am

Someones are suggesting he be blocked, others arguing to protect him.

Time for a block?[edit]
Is there any real argument against blocking, really? Do you really need to consult the endless WP:* arcana of rules and essays and policies to tell you that this is an a) deceptive and b) disgusting human being that no one in their right mind should wish to be associated with? I realize this runs counter to the hipster/libertarian streak that permeates much of this websites these days, one that loathes to ban people just because they believe in or advocate distasteful thing. But seriously, a WMF staffer masquerading socks and operating a faux snuff site has to be a scale-tipper here. Tarc (talk) 00:33, 8 March 2014 (UTC)

So, WMF hires drunkards, crooks, liars, and now this.

Lukeno94 · Unread post by **Lukeno94** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:44 am

I've posted a link on Jimbo's talk page about the thread, so he now can't claim to have no idea what's going on. It'll be interesting to see if he responds... but I bet he doesn't.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:53 am

Lukeno94 wrote:I've posted a link on Jimbo's talk page about the thread, so he now can't claim to have no idea what's going on. It'll be interesting to see if he responds... but I bet he doesn't.

I predict crickets.

EricBarbour · Unread post by **EricBarbour** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:00 am

Vigilant wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=66767284

That's only an old rev of his userpage. You know what they'll say, "that's not a Wikipedia article".

If you took a screenshot of the actual article before, then they can't claim anything. Always take screenshots, people! Don't be lazy and "just assume" anything will be there a week from now, or even 5 minutes from now.

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:17 am

EricBarbour wrote:
Vigilant wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?tit ... d=66767284

That's only an old rev of his userpage. You know what they'll say, "that's not a Wikipedia article".

If you took a screenshot of the actual article before, then they can't claim anything. Always take screenshots, people! Don't be lazy and "just assume" anything will be there a week from now, or even 5 minutes from now.

It's the same as the article.

The Adversary · Unread post by **The Adversary** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:20 am

Kelly Martin wrote:If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004.

Well, seeing how political he was in those days, I would guess it was it was in connection with "I Photographed The Law and The Law Won".

Ok, nothing shameful in that.

Alison · Unread post by **Alison** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:25 am

EricBarbour wrote:
Vigilant wrote:Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L)
Obliterated. Someone with oversight power is watching this thread.

Well yeah, I am

. But it's not been oversighted. In fact, an article of that name doesn't seem to have existed and there appears to be no logs whatsoever

Misspelled?

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:29 am

Might be me just getting older.
Perhaps I thought I was in article space when I was in user space...

Get off my damn lawn!

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:33 am

The Adversary wrote:
Kelly Martin wrote:If you get a chance, ask Ryan what he was arrested for in New York in 2004.
Well, seeing how political he was in those days, I would guess it was it was in connection with "I Photographed The Law and The Law Won".

Ok, nothing shameful in that.

In that hot mess, one of his friends mentions that if Ryan hadn't been conned into "taking the DAT..." that it wouldn't have happened to him. Do we have a wannabe dentist on our hands?

Little shop of horrors?

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:36 am

Alison wrote:
EricBarbour wrote:
Vigilant wrote:Nice to see his buddy, Zarfmouse, on that page has a wikipedia article...Zarfmouse (T-H-L)
Obliterated. Someone with oversight power is watching this thread.
Well yeah, I am . But it's not been oversighted. In fact, an article of that name doesn't seem to have existed and there appears to be no logs whatsoever Misspelled?

Hey Allie,

Who do I send my vetting bill to?
HR? Engineering? Sue? Jimmy directly?

Regards,
V

Vigilant · Unread post by **Vigilant** » Sat Mar 08, 2014 1:45 am

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

My favorite picture so far.

"A hipster in a dress amidst a murder of indoor nerds who have never visited the beach in their adult lives."

NO, NO, WAIT

"I am the PRINCE OF DIMNESS!"

WAIT! WAIT!!!

Even better!

Since anyone can edit entries, volunteers have to be vigilant.

It says so right there!